It's That Time!
Last blog of the year. ::sigh::
One of the things I like to do at the end of the year is post some of the strange things that have come out of some of our mouths in this room.
Things like (from my mouth):
1) Could the record please show that Andy Landeros just used the word "fiddlesticks?"
2) Caymon! Where are those fingers going? (About Delton's pic restore)
3) Tomorrow I will love you again. Today I am tired of you. (Me to Hailey W.)
4) Yes, you have to have a door in your building! How do you get in the school in the morning? (Me to Brody)
5) Brody! Stop fighting me! This'll go much easier if you'll just quit fighting me! (Trying to take over his computer)
6) I don't trust a brother. (To Taylor)
7) Your mom. (Me to Gavin Every. Single. Day of his life)
8) I'm ok with "pop my pills." (Me to Kalyn re: music editing)
9) McClendon! Work FASTER! (Every single day to Thomas)
10) Don't you put somebody on that streetcorner! (Me to class about perspective building drawing)
11) Play around in those curves. (Me about photo restore)
12) Birdie! That rapper is stoopid! What's a hoodalum? How do you even spell that? You don't just get to make up words!
13) You know what Furbies do? They get held. (Me to Eric)
14) Nick! You're like a transformer. Let's call it The Distractacon.
15) Nick! If you'd READ THE MANUAL you'd know!
16) Eric! We're gonna have a seance. We're gonna hold hands and light candles and try to figure out what I was in a past life.
17) Me to 2nd period: It is not a party in the back of this room! If yall are gonna party you can party in the fishbowl!
From yall's mouths:
1) Mrs. L, what am I playing with? (Kolten)
2) That is so good it might get you pregnant! (Gavin)
3) You mess with one Burmese you get the whole python. (Again, Gavin. Who talks A LOT)
4) That shirt is sexy (Faith to Geetha)
5) I'm at a low point in my life right now. (KeyDasha regarding Pen Practice)
6) I hate all these pictures. (Faith)
7) Why is the WiFi sketchy down here in hell? (Kevin. Which was actually me acting like I was being Kevin)
8) Could you come back here with your toes? (Maryori)
9) Look at the butt! (Mikaela)
10) Why is his hand there? (Maryori)
11) We have to film Nick on Monday because he's sick and he's a delicate flower. (Ivette)
So for your blog credit this week, I want you to do one of two things: 1) Log in and give me your favorite memory from class. OR 2) Log in and leave a piece of advice for next year's class (ala Ms. Christian).
Talk to me . . .
91 comments:
welcome to the devils layer.
Dont get on mrs.Ls nerves when she is sharpening her talons!!!
Haley Gresham -1st
When you get ready to do pictures in Flash,don't move it, don't touch it, don't look at it, don't breath on it, and don't scare it. She will punch you in the throat.
Kevin Mitchell 1st Period
One of my favorite memories from this class was the time that Mrs.L spent a whole entire two days talking about Bob's Burgers and how one of the characters would get really anxious and lay on the floor and say UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!! really loud and then scooch under a desk and Mrs. L said that's what she felt like nearly everyday. also, advice for next year's class-DON'T MESS WITH MRS. L AFTER SHE'S JUST SHARPENED HER TALONS!!!
Nolan-1st
Don't mess with Mrs. L on late start Wednesdays!!!
Stroup 1st
good memeory was when mrs L says "shut up kevin" or every monday she likes ughh "mondays"
and a advice i give to them kids next year dont push her buttons. that is all folks
geovanni alfaro 1st
Graded.
Wow yall make me sound like SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
Kevin Mitchell, that will probably be on my tombstone.
DONT STAND IN HER DOORWAY....EITHER IN OR OUT...OR you're gonna die...
Emily Wallace 2nd
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE!!!!!
Word of advice :)
Maryori Giron
2nd period
Piece of advice...
If Ms. L has not has her caffine in the morning, don't even bother to talk to her. Just let her be!Trust me, it will be better for you in the end.
Nichole Marshall, 2nd period
Advice to Future Classes
Master the Pen tool
Delton Scott 2nd
MY TOP 3 ADVICE FOR YALL KIDDOS..
1) DONT MESS WITH MRS. L IF SHE HASNT HAD HER CAFFEINE FOR THE DAY.
2) TURN YOUR DANG PHONE ON AIRPLANE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET KILLED RIGHT THEN AND THERE.
3) DONT BRING IN TAYLOR SWIFT
Hailey Woods- 2
Advice for next year, come in with an open mind and get ready for a fun year and great laughs with Mrs. L :) And my favorite memory I have too many to pick just one . Oh yeah, you might think Mrs. L is crazy but she's not all that bad I love her. :)
Raven R. Moore, 2nd
Awwww Rae! How sweet! It's been a joy getting to know you this year.
graded
WARNING! THE RULES LISTED BELOW ARE NEVER TO BE TESTED AND OR LIMITED TO JUST THIS CLASSROOM...UNLESS OF COURSE YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH -_- <----SERIOUS FACE
1.)DONT STAND IN THIS CRAZY LADYS DOORWAY UNLESS YOU WANNA BE PUT ON BLAST
2.)DONT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STAND TO CLOSE TO HER DESK...NO ONE EVER MAKES IT OUT ALIVE
3.)THE STRUGGLE IS STILL ALIVE WITH PEN PRACTICE Advice:(master it immediately!)
4.)OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY...KEEP THE CELLULAR DEVICE ON AIRPLANE MODE...AND YES SHE DOES CHECK :)
5.)DONT BOTHER THIS WOMAN WHEN SHE HASNT HAD HER CAFFINE YET...JUST SAYIN...
6.)THIS IS ONE BAD ROCKER CHIC...DONT COME IN HERE PLAYIN GEORGE STRAIGHT OR TAYLOR SWIFT AND EXPECT HER TO BE HAPPY LOL
7.)WHEN SHE SAYS SOMETHING IS DUE AND ITS TIME TO MOVE ON...THEN ITS TIME TO MOVE ON..
8.)YOU WILL GET PUT ON BLAST AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK...LOL NO ONE IS EXEMPT
9.)HER FAVORITE SAYINGS "YO MOMMA" "ITS TIME TO MOVE ON" "YALL ARE WORKING MY LAST NERVES" "THATS JANK!" "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY"
10.)LASTLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...HAVE FUN BUT DONT GET CRAZY
P.s everything you heard about her is true lol luv ya Mrs.L <3
WARNING! THE RULES LISTED BELOW ARE NEVER TO BE TESTED AND OR LIMITED TO JUST THIS CLASSROOM...UNLESS OF COURSE YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH -_- <----SERIOUS FACE
1.)DONT STAND IN THIS CRAZY LADYS DOORWAY UNLESS YOU WANNA BE PUT ON BLAST
2.)DONT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STAND TO CLOSE TO HER DESK...NO ONE EVER MAKES IT OUT ALIVE
3.)THE STRUGGLE IS STILL ALIVE WITH PEN PRACTICE Advice:(master it immediately!)
4.)OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY...KEEP THE CELLULAR DEVICE ON AIRPLANE MODE...AND YES SHE DOES CHECK :)
5.)DONT BOTHER THIS WOMAN WHEN SHE HASNT HAD HER CAFFINE YET...JUST SAYIN...
6.)THIS IS ONE BAD ROCKER CHIC...DONT COME IN HERE PLAYIN GEORGE STRAIGHT OR TAYLOR SWIFT AND EXPECT HER TO BE HAPPY LOL
7.)WHEN SHE SAYS SOMETHING IS DUE AND ITS TIME TO MOVE ON...THEN ITS TIME TO MOVE ON..
8.)YOU WILL GET PUT ON BLAST AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK...LOL NO ONE IS EXEMPT
9.)HER FAVORITE SAYINGS "YO MOMMA" "ITS TIME TO MOVE ON" "YALL ARE WORKING MY LAST NERVES" "THATS JANK!" "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY"
10.)LASTLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...HAVE FUN BUT DONT GET CRAZY
P.s everything you heard about her is true lol luv ya Mrs.L <3
MIKAELA PERIOD 2
i like the clicking till it makes mrs. L mad. *click click click click click* okay im done...*click*.
a peace of advice dont be talk ever. even if you want to just be quite. surprising how well it works out in the end.
Kendall Brasher-3rd
One of my favorite memories from this class was the time that Mrs.L called me a "gangster"
Michael Martinez 3rd period
My favorite memory was the whole year since I got to chill and relax while at the same enjoying the fun projects that Mrs. L had for us. I would advice the new class for next year to be mean to Mrs L. She's mean to you, so be mean back! Jk. You'll regret it! Mrs. L is too sweet thanks for having me two years!(:
-Eric Moreno(YoungMasterE) AVP
Favorite thing ig... it would be all the random things that are said in this class only if you in here you would get it.
Miguelito Esquivel 3rd
Mrs. L is like a hognose snake. She can and will bite, but mostly she just hisses at you and rolls over with her tongue rolling out while loudly groaning "WUUUUUUUUUUGH."
Love you Mrs. L.
Brittany Wells, 2nd.
If you are a softed hearted child, or a kid that likes to show up at 7:30 on late start Wednesday... You should for sure get your classes changed because Mrs.L will not deal with your crap.
ps. "Who goes to college?" "Your mom goes to college." live by this and you will be great in this class.
Gavin Nesbitt-3rd :)
Whelp I'm in 3rd period, not 2nd. Duh.
Brittany Wells. THIRD PERIOD.
Don't play games or text on your phone, even when Mrs Ls not in the room, you can't get away with it.
Nick (aka Distractacon) - 3rd
ADVICE:
beware late start wednesday...
remember that Mrs.L is boss
get a personality, one that doesnt consist of just yolo and lol.
middle monitor means business
never be absent for the final, you better find a way.(GDI)
Favorite Memories:
well, they all involved some sort of randomness or violence.. like the time we burned ants with a magnifying glass, or recorded kendall getting arrested. the randomest was when brittany got onstage and talked about the "Raw cheese" on "my babies" pizza. relax
you never know what the year may bring, but you and mrs. l are just as ready for it to end. ;)
Hey Guys Mrs.LanHam is the best school mom ever.MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS. Me: "What's up Mrs. L how is your day going?"
Mrs.L: " Ahhh Birdie same stuff different day!" If you know anything about Mrs. L you know she didnt actually say that in that kind way lol. But Mrs. L is the best. Oh yea, she doesn't attend any Graduations so don't even bother asking her. She says that she would cry like a big baby haha.
Love you Mrs.l. I promise I would keep in touch with you while I'm off in college.. ...
Love your son Birdie
I think one of my favorite memories is going to have to be the day Mrs. Lanham threw the cow at me. I had 22 by Taylor Swift stuck in my head and I kept humming and singing and for some reason Mrs. L was getting annoyed by it. Which is crazy cause I sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow! Anyways she threateded to throw the cow at me a couple times but I was not about to let the man get me down! So naturally i continued to do my thang. Then as if from a ninja movie I looked over just as Mrs L was grabbing the cow to throw it at me and as that black and white figure flew towards me head I decided to defend myself. So right before it hit me I swiped it out of the air and then Mrs. L just stared. She wasnt expecting that to happen I suppose. It was UTTER chaos...
Miranda Cheever 6th
LOL
@ Miranda you DESERVED the cow that day.
My Name Is Jesse Courtney And I Approve This Message. Next year you want to be very nice and never get on Mrs. Lanhams nerves. If you do get on her nerves she will destroy you, no swag about it.
Jesse Courtney - 7
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
Take cosmotoly instead
Anthony Martinez 7th period
dont get on mrs Ls bad side
jmk
7th
5/7/13
Get pen practice over with really quickly.... but dont stress out, its only a major grade zero for every six weeks its incomplete
Brigham Hill 7th
****Well guys...just wear a cushioned headpiece to this class...cows fly...all the time.****
McShan -7th
make sure not to let her see you standing outside in the hall after class. she will atomic pinch the mess out of you. mrs. L you must leave the circle of mistrust up forever on the wall but add the names of the new circles haha.
untiedt, 7th
Get ready for pen practice. If its not perfect you better just start over becasue Mrs. L will not accept it!
My Favorite Memory Is The Circle Of Mistrust (Me,Brody,Taylor,And Alfredo). Good Memories In Mrs. L's Class
Espino, 7th
Marisol Alvarado- 7th period
Don't take your phone out...like ever! You will die, I promise..
Also she WILL use The Cow.
Oh goodness it's the end already thank you Jesus. The best moment in class has got to be all the times we messed with Taylor. You also may know him as "SAD BOY" or when Mrs. L is PISSED off at him Taylor McShan. Aww good times.
Also piece of advice don't be the person who is caught throwing things in class because you will be wrote up even though everyone else at the tabe was throwing paper!!!!
Tyler Johnston, 7th
Advice.
ALWAYS DO WHAT MRS L SAYS. Its worth it. I promise.
Sydney 8
Advice: Mrs. L LOVES it when you sing to her. Especially if its JT! <3 SO sing it loud and proud ..
Faith Deckard
8th
one of my favorite memories is being thug life for a whole week after spring break and i felt so tired( tired drunk i suppose).
but please PPLEASE!be good to Mrs. L or you will die a slow and painful death in her Locker (worse than Davy Jones's...
Landeros 8th
Make sure you do good on your pen practice :D it seems hard at first but if you get that part down your good for the rest of the year (not really) but it helps
Juan Valencia
My favorite memeory was when Cody fell from his chair. Any advice I would give is that you need to be prepared for Pen Practice!
Alan Fuentes-8
And don't bring a picture of your mom that everybody has to work on, since everyone will say they are doing your mom(in photoshop)
Juan Valencia
Word of advice,
DONT TOUCH YOUR PHONE!!
Coulston 8th Pd
Okay, my advice for the littluns coming in next year is...never say "paint"!!!! I made that mistake the first couple weeks of school and Mrs.L gave me the look of death. Ever since then, I have never mentioned the program "paint." Also, when you start working with photoshop and illustrater, it will consume your mind. I would look at something and think "hmmm I coul copy that in Illustrator!" It is soooo annoying. But this class will be one of your faves, I've loved everything and I will miss my little group on the right side of the room! :)
Rogers Kelsey 8
My best memory of the class was sitting by Sydney Watson. Obviously.
Word of advice:
Don't ever forget to blog. Ever. I forgot like 3 times.
Maggie King, 8th
My advice to next years class is.... Don't mess with Mrs. L on late start Wenesdays. She will shank you in the throat, eyes, or any of your body parts that she prefers. NEVER go to sleep in her class (except for Cody, who can pull being asleep and act like he's working). Don't stand anywhere close to her desk, you will get hit by a cow. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALLLLWAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSS HAVE YOU PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
And last but not least remember... Josue Santoyo was up in hurrr Class of 20freakin14 yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUDDY
Santoyo, 8th periodddd :D
My FLAVORite thing about MRS. Lanhams class is that she is FUUHHHHN-HEEE XD I love getting yelled at for my disabilities in life... Im talking about my ADHD...
P.S Smack at her...
-Caymon (CayCay)
-8th Puriodd
-Lanham
OH! Thank you Mrs L for teaching us how to use Microsoft Paint this year (:
One of my favorite memories in this class is when Mrs. Lanham complimented my work! & don't be late to class guys!
Noriand Marrero 8
DO NOT MAKE MRS. L MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE HER BE WHEN SHE IS HAVING SHANANIGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SDPearson 2nd Period
Don't be that kid! on late start wednesday. ERMAHGHOD!!!!!
Salvador Rodriguez 2nd
for the class next year they need to know that if they have something to tell mrs. L come back in a different period because shes always happier when your not in her class. and never tell her bad news in the morning!
Kolten King 2nd
I cannot pin point a favorite memory from this class because every day brings something new;
Piece of Advice for the newbies coming into her class, DON'T LOOK, DON'T TOUCH, DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR PHONE! Pretend it doesn't exist, DON'T BE THAT KID on late start Wednesday, DON'T bother Mrs.L on her "Ughhhh *schoooooch*" days, "YOUR MOM" is the answer to everything, DON'T get in her class if you're a delicate flower, DON'T ask her to go to your graduation because SHE WON'T GO! DON'T WORK HER NERVES, DON'T BE A HOOLIGAN, DON'T make Mrs. L want to punch you in the face, DON'T be that soft hearted child. You are NOT her kid until you are in her AVP class.
Mrs.L is the best and her AVP class is always something to look forward to so you should deff consider being in it!
I love you Mrs.L thank you for putting up with me for 2 years, ps. I still think you should go to my graduation because you love me the most.
- Ivette Flores Pd 3
When I was frustrated with Iggy and told him he doesn't value anything. Lol and also our Keyana memories!!
Kayleyne Beighey, Period 6
Word of advice, don't do anything annoying unless you want a cow thrown at you...
Fernando Rodriguez, 6th Period
One of the best memories i have from Mrs.L's 6 period class was the day that everyone decided to have a two day conversation about (Poop) >.< it was one of the most weirdest convos i have ever heard but still i gotta admitt it was funny.!!
Cruz, 6
graded
my advice would be to not be late "butt in seats" as mrs L would say or you will be sent to the fish bowl!!
corpus 7th
Don't even THINK ABOUT putting something on the server!Worst decision ever my friend.
Geetha Pokala, 8th pd
The best memory in this class was working in the audacity to mix music bt i learned new things and had fun in here.
1st-Reyes
i have many good memories about this class, mrs.L is a cool
teacher even though sometimes she does get on your nerves but its good to know that you have a fun teacher and not one of those boring and grumpy ones. everyone who gets in this class will have fun and will not regret it, but watch out with her when she is mad she will hit you, scratch you, and even bite you jk jaja (no, seriously she will) Thanks mrs.L for this great year.
jose gonzalez-1st period
Mrs. L and I had the BEST bonding moment yesterday during advisory... "Mrs. L it smells like butt.." "I had brussels" "Get the Lysol", *sprays Lysol* "Ah man that stinks..now I smell like Lysol.." "would you rather smell like Lysol or Butt" "BUTT" Love you Mrs. L!!!! THANKS FOR MAKING THIS YEAR AWESOME(:
EMILY WALLACE 2ND
My advice is that you better be IN your seat before the bell rings! Or you will get a tardy!
Tyavn Tipps,2nd
my favorite memory was when Hailey Maryori and I sat in the back corner and talked and talked and talked and even played fun run >.<
nahum SS 2nd p
My advice is to not allow pen practice to stress you out. Another thing is as craxy as it seems when you finish Restorations you feel so accompished and it becomes enjoyable.
Woodson~2nd
My Advise Would be to Never put none Of your Work on the server Because it wont be there Tomorrow.
kadejiaflanagan
2ndperiod
The best advice i can give to anybody thats wanting to take graphic design next year is that be prepared to scream and pull your hair out when its time for pen practice. I will never forgive ms.L for pen practice. EVER!!
Ka'Lyn Gladney 2nd
If you can make you can make it past the first six week, It will get "FUNNER" even though "FUNNER" is not a word
Signing Out...
-Andrew Gipson, 2nd
Ughhh.....well what can i say? well one thing i can say is that SHE HIT HARD AND PINCHES BAD!!! OUT THE NOWHERE SHE WILL DO THAT YOU SHOULD JUST WATCH OUT! 0_O LOL but anyways Mrs. L UR ARE THE BEST NO LIE! EVEN THOUGH HOW MUCH I WOULD HATE DOING ALL THIS NEW STUFF ILL FIND SOME WAY TO DO IT AND MAKE IT WORK LOL BUT YES I HATE IT ALL BUT I SO LOVE YOUR CLASS:) NEVER MESS WITH HER SHE IS TIRED CAUSE SHE WILL GHETCHA! :P
-KAREN TORRES 2ND
Phone: AIRPLANE MODE !
Dont even make it look like you are occupied in your lap.
Gabriel Garrett 2
I have so many great memories here, the most one of all is EDDIE!!! GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HER/HIS MOUSE!!!! Hehe, I just couldn't help it, but I finally got the hang of not touching the mouse (not) Overall, such a great class, I learned a lot of new things from what I knew before, anyways, there were times we had fun and times were everyone was mad because of my favorite tool, the PEN TOOL haha. Great year though!
Eddie Ramirez - 2nd
graded
You people are mean.
Also? I truly wish this blog had a LIKE button.
i like this class cause you dont do nothing then just stare at the computer.
ignacio sanchez
Wow. Thanks Iggy. You don't remember Drill & Kill? Pen Practice? Teaching the rest of the room Illustrator? Photo restoration? Audio editing? Flash animation?
(sigh)
My favorite part of class this year is when Mrs. L messed with Taylor all year, it is hilarious!
Vazquez, Manuel 7th
Some advice, on late start wednesday dont be that kid...
Villarreal 7th
ALWAYS work fast
thomas mcclendon 7th
Stay on Mrs. L's good side and everything will be just fine.
Reyes 7th
Honestly every single day in Mrs. L's class is hilarious and amazing. She is truely my favorite teacher. But I do love how every single time someone asks a question her very first response is "YOUR MOM,..huh what was that?" I love you Mrs. L!
Oh and don't stand in her doorway.
Kline-7th
graded
Put your phone on airplane mode!
Seannah,8th
If You Have A Fro,. Hide The Pick!
Jay Coutee
-8th
Before you even enter Mrs.L's room i recommend some migrane pills, a pair of shades and patience. Don't forget any of these before walking in or you will come out severely injured in all kinds of ways. Gets real in here
Antonio Idalia
8th period
Master the pen practice!!
Justin Wharton 8th
never forget to blog
denerrell jones 7th
"why is the wifi so scetchy in hell?"
Don't mess with her untill she has had here coffee point blank period.
brooke whitaker 1st
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