Monday, May 19, 2014

Blog 31 - May 19, 2014

It's That Time!


Last blog of the year. ::sigh::


I don't know how YOU feel, but I feel like this year has gone SCREAMING by. Seems like it was just August yesterday!

One of the things I like to do at the end of the year is post some of the strange things that have come out of some of our mouths in this room.

Things like (from my mouth):

1) TyVan, if that stop action comes out all girly I'm taking your Man Card.
2) Everybody love everybody or I'm gonna kill all of you! (Me to 7th)
3) Slide! Do not talk! Do not sing! Do not dance!
4) Nobody is even talking to you A-Aron! Put your headphones IN and turn it up!
5) Here comes the personality! Here it comes! It's about to bust out!
6) Roland! Quit being a diva!
7) Is that my butt jingling?
8) Based on Jordan Cates' inability to get the straw in the Capri Sun I'm gonna go ahead and assume he's never gonna stab anybody.
9) Jeez Louise GET OFF PAINT! Are you kidding me?!? You have an actual, professional program for that!!!!!
10) What is that funky smell? Maybe it's Will's chain? . . . Nope, that ain't it.
11) Carlos Reyes! Control+z! Undo! Seriously! You didn't know that from every software program you've ever used? Like . . . ever?
12) Hugo! Stop petting Brittany, it's weird!
13) Dillion! Get out! I'm bout to write you a DHall for coughing and not covering your mouth!
14) TyVan you just dropped your drugs.
15) Cody! If your hand is on your phone you better be texting Jesus!
          Cody replies: What would his number be?
          Me: 1-800-DearBabyJesus
          1-800-YourLordAndSavior
          1-800-AvoidHell
          1-800-ChoirofAngels. That's all I got. I'm out.
16) Me to Will Taylor: Say it! SAY IT!!! Will replies (quietly): You're one of my favorite teachers Mrs. L.
17) Me to 8th period: Hang on, Will will be right there to help.
18) Me to 8th period: I'm gonna ask yall not to talk to each other if you can't be nicer. I'm the only one who gets to talk about your mom.
19) Why are you stripping? (Me to Harley)
20) No bomb building!!!!! (Me to 8th)
21) Geetha! Don't leave your DNA all over my room (brushing her hair)
22) Kade! I saw you bopping your head to Rhianna!
23) Jacorey Winn! Did I really just hear you sing from the musical Annie?
24) Where's Keydasha at? EVERYBODY: Getting more shots!!!!



From yall's mouths:
1) I actually like Justin Bieber, he's quite a big star. (Nick/Slide)
2) Oh Kevin! We get it! You're like a little delicate flower! (Geetha to Kevin)
3) I don't need caffeine in the morning, that's just part of being Columbian. (Juan)
4) Yall are retarded (LaRonda to Jacorey and JJ)
5) Why does it smell like my band director right here? (Chelsea)
6) Don't go all Miley on me. (Cody)
7) Gosh Dezmond I wonder why your mom beats you in mortal kombat?! (Josh to Dez)
8) I'm not gonna get married, but I am gonna continue my legacy (Nahum)
9) You speak for your own cerebral cortex! (Kevin to Geetha)
10) What time is 1:30? (Alex)
11) I've always gotta be fashionably amazing. (Nick/Slide)
12) You need to not listen to rock music and eat hard candy. I got scared when you choked! (Kendrick to Ariana)
13) I have a lot of words in my head. (Geetha)
14) Chelsea to me: Do you want to see a video of baby sloths? My reply: If I can't roll them in a tortilla and eat them I don't care.
15) Look! A floating tree! (Ben)
16) Kade to me: Why do you guys just assume I'm listening to scream-o? My reply: Because everyday when you guys leave Clayton's ears are bleeding.
17) He's all cute because he thinks he's go to show out. (Chelsea, but I don't remember who she was talking about)
18) GET YOUR BUN OFF ME! (Kendrick to Ariana)
19) You can't get speakers with a GED! (Bryana to Kade)
20) You went to COLLEGE looking like that?!? (Geetha to Brigham)
21) I only know what Amish people are because of Family Guy. (Carlos)
22) No I didn't practice it, it was just off the dome. (Nahum)
23) Hey Mrs. L. What's up with the cat butt? (Chandler)
24) It's an iconic rendition of an epic scene in Titanic. (Geetha)
25) I'm glad I'm not your partner either 'cause I'd be lookin' like that . . . strung out. (Kevin talking to Geetha, pointing at Nahum)



So for your blog credit this week, I want you to do one of two things: 1) Log in and give me your favorite memory from class. OR 2) Log in and leave a piece of advice for next year's class (ala Ms. Christian).

Talk to me . . .


P.S. You may post as many times as you like this week.

100 comments:

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's class of Graphic Design is to not waste time and keep up with your assignments. It's not a hard class but it can be. This is one of my favorite classes!(:

-Barrios, 1st period

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory from this year's class was when we were working on audio editing and putting three songs into a continuous mix. I decided to choose three songs from my favorite artist, Figure. Even the songs were not Ms. Lanham's particular style, I'll never forget the inspiring words she typed when renaming my music file:

"OMG MY BRAIN PAN HURTS SO MUCH"

Then again, she was always insinuating that "you do you".

-Oliver, 1st period

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's Graphic Design class is keep up with what everybody else is doing and keep Mrs. Lanham happy.

Clifton

Anonymous said...

My advise to next year's Graphic Design class is keep up with what everybody else is doing and keep Mrs. Lanham happy.

Clifton 1st

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory from this class was how Mrs. L knows my restroom schedule better than her husbands. Haha. My advice to next year's students is not to speak to Mrs. L if she hasn't had her coffee yet. She will ruin you if you do.

-Heyn, 1st period

Anonymous said...

Advice: Just follow instructions, Keep up with the work, and make sure you are sitting down before the bell rings (especially if she doesn't like you).

Eason, 1st Period. :|

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory was finishing the pen practice! honestly It was like the best day ever! It was truly awesome to say hey buddy I'm done with pen practice!
Hill 2nd period

Anonymous said...

My advice for the students next year is to be butt in seat before that bell rings!
Hill 2nd period

Anonymous said...

My advice for next years students is to go ahead and start practicing with the pen tool in illustrator because it is going to make you very angry during the year, and will make you want to go ahead and roll over and die!!!

-Irwin, 2nd

Anonymous said...

Avoid anyone who even slghtly resembles Kyle during Illustrator.
-Torres Per2

Anonymous said...

The advice I would give to next years teacher, don't let anyone tell you could do better at things you know your doing right, but don't go over board and not listen to your students.

Delagarza, 2nd Period.

Anonymous said...

Avoid anyone who even slightly resembles Kyle during Illustrator.

-Torres Per2

Anonymous said...

my advice to you next year is to just get on Mrs. L nerves please:)

Johnson, 2nd

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory from this class is just simply having Mrs.L as a teacher. She is soo funny and at times slightly bi-polar haha. If I am having a hard day I can always depend on her to make me laugh. :):)


-Coen, 2nd

Anonymous said...

Advice for next year, DON'T BE ABSENT WHEN YOU POST THIS BLOG. YOU TRY TO GET US ALL UP IN OUR FEELS AND YOU AIN'T EVEN HERE. You also changed my words about Justin Bieber and made that the #1 quote you posted.. I don't even know what to say
Slide, 2nd period

Anonymous said...

Advice: Mrs. L can be a very sweet and helpful lady if you stay on her good side she will help you no matter what. The class can be a little tricky so you need to pay attention at all time with what is going on she will try to help you understand it as much as she can. She messes around a lot don't take everything so serious you will know when she is being "dead serious". I love Mrs. L class I'm glad I got in it at the beginning of the year I don't think my year could have went any better! I am truly going to miss her next year!

Jones 2nd

Anonymous said...

my favorite memory from this year was this whole year in this class I loved it and I had a very exiting and some what frustrating time in this class :D

- Cano 7th

Anonymous said...

My advices to next year's Graphic Design class is don't be shy and keep up with what everybody is doing and if you have any question, you may always welcome to ask MS.Lanham and she'd love to helps you with anything. She is such a nice teacher and What I liked about her is her laugh and her words. which are " Set your butt down and you do you BuBu!" She is one of my favorite teacher:-)
Wah,7th period

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory from this year is all the conversations that went on between me, will and Mrs.Lanham over My Jason Mask dude and Will's random skull in the roof of the gym photo. And when Will decided to change peoples faces and give them extra eyes. But most of all I loved being in Mrs.Lanham's classroom because she is the most amazing teacher ever!
T-Dawg 8th

Anonymous said...

After working on the old gym picture from the book,
"Mrs.L, I think I made a skull." - me
" I gave someone a Jason mask." Chandler
"Will you guys stop scaring me!" - Mrs. L

Was a great class and I Found I'm a Cyborg

Taylor 8th

Anonymous said...

Your mom.
Cuba -8th

Anonymous said...

COWS

Anonymous said...

SPILL YOUR BRAIN UPON THE BLANK WHITE-NESS!!!

"you do you".

don't text. do your work. be yourself.

BEWARE OF THE COW.
ITS GHOST SHALL FOREVER HAUNT THIS ROOM.

carrasco 8th hr

Anonymous said...

Should you sleep in this class expect a shocking wake up call
Ben BLough 8th

Anonymous said...

"Will IS a cyborg, Mrs. L!!"

"You do you, boo boo."

Never listen to Maria Castro. She be doin the drugs...

"Mrs. L, what sound does the thing make?" Mrs. L: "..EEP!"

And all sorts of other hipster, Doctor Who, and nerd junk.

Cuba again -8th

Anonymous said...

my favorite memory of this class IN 8TH PERIOD is how Harley gave Ms.L a hard time.



"YOU DO YOU BUBU"


PS. MS.L FORGOT MY QOUTE
HANDCUFFS


- CASTRO (~^_^~.) 8TH

Anonymous said...

my favorite memory of this class is every time Mrs.L threw the cow at Cody she would hit him every time.& another good memory is when every day before every one came in the class Harley would take the cow and hide it so that the next day 7th period would have to look for it . Lmaooooooo ! & another is I loved when Mrs. L said "Do you boo boo".
Sweat 8th period

Anonymous said...

your mom .
sweat 8th period

Anonymous said...

your mom .
sweat 8th period

Anonymous said...

do be a ben blough
Ferguson,8th period

Anonymous said...

DONT BE A BEN

MS.L HATE A BEN

YOUR MOM

-CASTRO (~^_^~.) 8TH

Anonymous said...

don't be a ben blough
Ferguson,8th period

Anonymous said...

don't be me
Ben Blough 8th

Anonymous said...

I like to insult Ben
Labbit 8th

Anonymous said...

Advice for next years class:dont try to argue with lanham, if shes saying shes right shes right, no point in even tryin.(Kade 2nd)

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory about this year in mrs lanhams class is when she said I have... "the bêtes". Also little punk kids next year make sure and to sit down before bell and shut up if mrs ls talking, which happens to be most of the period:)... taylor walker
the problem bêtes child.

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory was when some student in class asked Mrs. Lanham a question and Mrs. Lanham responded, "YOUR MOM".

Ibanez, 7th period

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory will be when I would tell Mrs.Lanham "Thank you" and she would always reply "No no, Thank you"!!
Venegas, 7th period

Anonymous said...

My Advise For Next Year..


1. Don't Die.

2. Bring A pencil for a while.

3.Bring Advil Just In Case.

4. Woe Be It To You If You Log Out Early.

5. Don't Plan On Going To the Bathroom Everyday

6. Make Sure To Get A Tablet When Flash Comes... Why? Just Do it You'll Praise Me Later On.

Teal 7th

Anonymous said...

My advice for next year, is to learn the pen tool because you will use it ALOT! Also, make sure your phone is on airplane mode. If she sees you touching it she will ask if it is on do not disturb or what your dong and I promise you will look like a deer caught in head lights.
-Wright, 7th

Anonymous said...

My advice for next year is 1. DO NOT be on your phone unless your texting god :D haha! NO but really, Mrs. L DOES not like this, Make sure its on airplane mode.. 2.BE WISE on what you have in your hands or whatever your holding, she is capable of grabbing it and chunking it somewhere else! LOL.. 3. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS, I Repeat ALWAYS, be in your seat before the bell rings... because TRUST ME, she will make you get a tardy! Even if you are in the class, standing up or whatever! 4. She don't play when it comes to you logging out before the bell rings.. SHE will make YOU STAY later, I promise!! 5. DO NOT whine, cause she will look at you stupid, and tell you to shut up! JUST DO YOU BOO BOO,
overall Mrs. L is a great teacher, just do not make her mad, cause lawd jesus ... you don't wanna end up on her bad side! Hope all of y'all have great year with this woman ;p

GARCIA 7TH

Anonymous said...

DONT BE A DUMB A$$...
this was said by taylor walker or the best student ever, also this was in 7th period at which is almost over.

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory has to be all of them. To all the newbies next year:
1. Always be in your seat before the bell rings.
2. Mrs. L has the final say in everything, so don't even try arguing.
3. ALWAYS leave your phone in airplane mode.
4. Don't touch or mess with your phone unless you want your hand chopped off...jk...she's going to take it away, so just leave it alone for 1 period okay?
5. LOVE the pen tool okay? you'll be seeing a lot.
6. Survive the first six weeks of bookwork. Yes it's a pain, but hey later in the year it gets really fun.
7. If she says to experiment in any of the software programs, then experiment. Who knows? You might find something really helpful or useful for later tasks.
8. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS log off of your computer at the end of the period or your pc's background will be a surprise for you.
9. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER log out before the bell. She will hold you three minutes after class, so dude, just stay logged in until the bell.
10. Be ready for her to pull a ton of "Your Mom" jokes on you and on your classmates.
11. Don't cry in her class. She's just going to laugh at you.
12. Watch what you say because if you say something embarrassing, she will make fun of you for it till the rest of the year. Plus you'll end up on her blog for weird things we've said in class.
13. Learn to save files properly onto the server or wherever else she tells you to save it to.
14. "Just Do You Boo-Boo." -Mrs. L
15. Have fun with it and may "dear lord baby Jesus" and God have mercy on your souls. :P

Good luck all you guys. :D

Your Favorite Mexican(aka Manuel Guardado),7th Period (~^_^)

Anonymous said...

Also savannah "walker" stole my name at the beginning of this class year. Clearly I had the name WALKER TEXAS RANGER FIRST!$$

Anonymous said...

Another memory is when Taylor Walker was hit with a cow because Mrs. Lanham threw a toy cow at him :D

Your Favorite Mexican, 7th Period
(~^_^) Manny G.

Anonymous said...

GO ahead and accept the fact that Mrs. Lanham doesn't like you.
(She won't be your teacher but she still doesn't like you.)
Don't be that kid.

-SWalker, aka That Kid 7th

Anonymous said...

LOOKOUT FOR THE GHOST OF MRS. L'S COW!!! NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. *(insert dramatic music/ "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNN!")*

Your Favorite Mexican, 7th Period
(~^_^) Manny G.

Anonymous said...

some advice 4 da ppl next year
1 always snap your fingers while you are raising your hand because miss l is like a waitress
2 always log out early so you can make it to your next class on time
3 search "pron" everyday on google
4 always use the auto buttons in photo restore, they work like a charm
5 she doesnt care if you use profanity on the blog
6 if you don't finish pen practice, don't worry about it, it will go away
7 she loves it when you eat and drink in her class and get cheeto dust on the keyboards
8 text and play games all class. it is a TECHNOLOGY credit
9 Don't Be Dezmond And Youll Be Good For The Year.
-THE BANNED ONE
aka the best bagger with the most swagger that has moves like jagger.



























josh

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory was when Mrs. Lanham saved my picture with the pole and the tree on her flash drive and then called me a "rock star." :D

Barrios, 1st period

Anonymous said...

My advice for next years graphic design class is to try to keep your own pace, but still keep a fast pace you know? Also keep Mrs. L happy. If she's not yelling at you, you're something right.

Gadison, 1st period

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory from this class is working on the audio editing, getting to pick our own songs.

Clifton 1st

Anonymous said...

I just want to say LOL at what Josh put.

Eason, 1st. :|

Anonymous said...

My advice, once again, is to be seated before the bell rings or you WILL be TARDY despite the fact that you made it to class on TIME.

-Heyn, 1st period

Anonymous said...

One of my favorite memories is Jacorey talking about all of the angry white men screaming in their songs.

Laronda Steadham, 2nd Period

Anonymous said...

one of my most memorable moments in this class is calling clayton the "G" word on the blog and getting a D hall

Conner Covington
2nd period

Anonymous said...

My advice is to not get Mrs. L mad at any time, she will find you and kill you. I've learned from experience x5!!!!!!!

-Landeros 3rd

Anonymous said...

For all the new students next year, Good luck.

Grayson Skidmore 3rd

Anonymous said...


My advice to next years AVP class is to DO YOUR WORK, Mrs.L will be mad if you do not do your work in a timely fashion, try her.. Just do.. And expect the devil

Ty Tipps, 3rd Period

Anonymous said...

For all students that will attend the AVP Course next year... Please stay on your teacher's good side or she will give you long boring book work. If you decide to play the bad girl/boy role .. you better either change your schedule or get ready for BOOKWORK......
Delton Scott 3rd Period

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, the best way to get through this class, is to say everything that comes to you head without thinking, as long as there are no bad words in there.
Valencia 3rd

Anonymous said...

okay well obviously my favorite memory is every single day in mrs Ls class because i love mrs L so much and she makes me happy when she tells me shes going to poke me in my eyeball juice because that actually means she loves me and really she loves me better than anybody else ever and shes going to COME SEE ME GRADUATE PLEASE!!!! I LOVE YOU MRS L YOURE MY FAVORITE TEACHER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT REMEMBER TO EVER TAKE ROLE AND YOU GET YELLED AT ALOT!

chelsea-3rd

Anonymous said...

don't be a freshman

Anonymous said...

Advice for next years AVP class all ways meet the deadline dates!!
Reyes, 3rd period

Anonymous said...

You know what will help you...? THE MANUAL


-Kevin Mitchell 6th

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's AVP class is to not follow in Key'Dasha's footsteps and always have enough shots when you're filming.
Marium 6th

Anonymous said...

my advice to anyone coming into this class is just to be prepared to have fun, the madness never ends and everyone eventually wants to rip somebody's head off! then you realize you get closer to a group of people without noticing and now its the end of year so lets get on with summer! :D


Nahum Sanchez 6th

Anonymous said...

Advice for next year's AVP class: Have enough shots.

Fernando, 6th

Anonymous said...

another thing never take anything seriously, you could get your feelings hurt we play around a lot don't be such a freaking baby :D


Nahum :D

Anonymous said...

My favorite memory would be all the many times I had ALL my shots. Which I always did. I also hope that that your class aren't liars like mine.

Key'Dasha Woodson 6th

Anonymous said...

Come on now Key'Dasha don't lie...

-Kevin 6th

Anonymous said...

Key'Dasha quit lying

Marium

Justin 6th said...

Don't tell anyone you're a sophomore in AVP.

Anonymous said...

With the combination of Mrs. L's snarky comments all year round and the different personalities

(AKA: Kevin and his constant opinions, Key'Dasia and her discombobulated-self (" WHERE ARE YOUR SHOTS"), Justin and his know-it-all self (" You ..you just don't know") :P, Marium and her low-key attitude, Nahum and his chilled out personality, and and... I feel like I'm forgetting someone.. oh yeah ! and Fernando's serious and quiet attitude)

that were ever so present in the class was definitely a major highlight in my senior year!

-g.p.
6th pd.

Anonymous said...

Exhibit A & B liars. Also known as Keevin & Marium.

Key'Dasha Woodson 6th

Anonymous said...

I have to say it one more time since I'm about to graduate, GET YO BUN OFF ME ARIANA!
Macon-7th

Anonymous said...

Advice get out of the class while you still have the chance runnnnn!
kevin sanchez
7th

Anonymous said...

BUTT. IN. SEAT.

-Zach, 7th

Anonymous said...

Also,

YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM

-Zach, 7

Anonymous said...

LAST THING, BRING A FREAKING JACKET TO CLASS YOU'LL FREEZE YOUR BUN OFF
-Zach

Anonymous said...

Just telling you there is not enough advice here to prepare you for Mrs. L. Well first of all always be a diva it gets you good grades and also it gets you on the wall of fame outside her door. Also don't ask for help I promise she will respond with "Go call your mom" also the bell rang I ran out of thought yep

-Roland G
7th Period

Anonymous said...

My advice would be to generally not be a moron. As for how to achieve such lofty status, I'm really not sure.

Kwiatkowski, Eighth

Anonymous said...

STEP 1 Acquire a cow.
STEP 2 Hide it in a different place each day.


Carrasco 8th hr

Anonymous said...

Good advice would be to always look over your shoulder to make sure that your teacher isn't walking up behind you, because she will hit you and constantly ruin your very precious work!

Cold 8th

Anonymous said...

To all in 7th period the COW was killed by DYLAN SANCHEZ he RIPPED his head off

- Castro (~^_^~.)

Anonymous said...

Okay so some advice make sure you are in your seat before the tardy bell. And don't cough with out covering your mouth or Mrs.Lanham will send you to your ap. She has done it before just ask Dillon.
T-Dawg 8th period

Anonymous said...

also don't get in YO feeling and don't Talk HOOD TALK because MS.L is not about that LIFE

-Castro (~^_^~.) 8th

Anonymous said...

Oh gosh I remember when Maria blurted out in the beginning of class, "Mrs. L, can I unlock my handcuffs real quick?" That was great. I also remember our long conversation over why on earth anyone would want a life sized my little pony plush, and having to tell everyone what bronies were. This class is gr8, everyone's gr8.
Advice:
1) Once you finish the pen tool, you will never use it again.
2) Always dust and scratches tool on the people.
3) Saving is never important.
4) Mrs. L hates caffeine and screamo music.
5) Pen practice will go away if you close your eyes, wish really hard, and give Mrs. L $200.

-Labbit 8th :]

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's class of Graphic Design is to never go too slow on a project always deal with the hard stuff first.

Gipson, 8th Period

Anonymous said...

"There are no wheels on that chair!"

Anonymous said...

never forget....

Your mom,...

don't text,...

and...

I...

am...

a...

Cyborg!

Cyborg Taylor 8TH

Anonymous said...

"I would love a life siszed my little pony plushy" -Harley

Anonymous said...

Mrs. L LOVES Taylor swift. Play her songs loudly from your phone every day.

























































































Cuba -8th

Anonymous said...

my favorite memory of this class is offending Mrs. Lanham even though I said no offense weird huh.
my advice is keep up with your work because if you fall behind you will never catch up and also listen when she talks because if you don't you will be forever lost.
(This is dedicated to the lost cow of Mrs. Lanham's room we will never forget you)
D'Andre 8th

Anonymous said...

don't argue you cant beat YOUR MOM

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's Graphic Design students is to not be a perfectionist, especially in photo restoration. Make the big changes, then move on.

Anonymous said...

My advice to next year's Graphic Design students is to not be a perfectionist, especially in photo restoration. Make the big changes, then move on.
Culpepper, 2nd Period

Anonymous said...

My advice to the next year's graphic design class is that this is fun working with fixing pictures.
Venegas, 7th

Anonymous said...

my favorite memory is when mrs. lanham throws the cow at me and make s yo momma jokes Ima miss this class
-Ikner,Tye

Anonymous said...

"I don't care if it is your senior year, don't boo boo in the restrooms." -Marquetta

Cuba

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